I gave Gloria Putnam Smith back to the people at Enterprise

I just thought you should all know that Gloria Putnam Smith and I broke up. We tried to work things out, but after she told me to TURN RIGHT ON LOMBARD STREET and then GO .6 MILES—which would have put me squarely in front of an oncoming freight train—it all went downhill. (Well, I went uphill. Gloria Putnam Smith wanted me to go downhill.)

It was a long week, but I am back home now. It’s late and I should sleep. I don’t know how to write about the trip. My brain is whirring and I keep hearing this line from Cabaret: “You know the funny thing about Herman? There is NOTHING funny about Herman.”

Aside from Gloria Putnam Smith, there was nothing funny about Herman.

Send funny vacation stories. Missed you. Hope you are all well and very air-conditioned.

22 comments August 22nd, 2006