Please God let there be a chicken
Panic from the kitchen. “SOMETHING’S GOING ON IN HERE! JENN? THERE’S…IT’S…DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING IN HERE?”
“Yes,” I say. “The oven is on. And the stove is on.”
Pause from the kitchen. Then: “And you…I mean…?”
“Yes,” I say. “I know. I turned them on.”
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