The man is perfection
“You know? I think it just got a little easier out here for a pimp.”
—Jon Stewart, after “It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp” wins the Oscar for Best Original Song
19 comments March 5th, 2006
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Somebody’s come a long way from Frida
I am going to sell my soul to the devil tonight so I can wake up in the morning looking like Salma Hayek. If anyone would like to join me, I have the forms you need to fill out.
Reese: good dress. Cute pregnant Rachel Weisz: great maternity wear, great cleavage. Charlize: very very very bad big floppy dead thing on left shoulder.
Still searching for the Biggest Heck No of the night. Cast your votes here!
26 comments March 5th, 2006
No, no, and heck no at the Oscars
I am sitting here watching the Oscars and petting the dogs and snuggling my laptop. And I would just like to be the first person on the Internet to speak out against:
1) The March of the Penguins people, who accepted their award WHILST CRADLING GIGANTIC STUFFED PENGUINS IN THEIR ARMS
2) The Night of the Living Dead Crash re-enactment, complete with fog, flames, and multiethnic zombies
I may be back. That was just no and no, and I still owe you a heck no.
15 comments March 5th, 2006