Let’s pretend we’re just inconvenienced.

“Can I have some milk?”

“On Thursday you can have milk. When we get the refrigerator. Today we just have juiceboxes.”

Sophie ponders this.

“Are we the poor people?”

12 comments November 10th, 2005

Leonardo Vertusk

Sophie has been complaining that I never interview her anymore. Only four and she’s already worried about not getting enough press.

Continue Reading 13 comments November 9th, 2005

Oh, crap.

Garbagey smell in kitchen. Lukewarm water in the ice cube trays. This does not bode well.

Continue Reading 20 comments November 6th, 2005

Oh, dear.

So much trickier than that birds-and-bees stuff.

Continue Reading 10 comments November 6th, 2005

Toddler, 1. Titanium, 0.

It’s time to bid farewell to a very special friend. It’s also time to shell out buckets of cash to buy a new special friend.

Continue Reading 16 comments November 4th, 2005

Me Queen Mum

Fish, chips and me mum. I just really like saying me mum.

Continue Reading 20 comments November 2nd, 2005

I went to London and all you got was this lousy blog

If you liked childbirth, why not try a sci-fi fan convention? Act now and take advantage of this special offer!

Continue Reading 22 comments November 1st, 2005