Unhappy Meals

I [HEART IN A CIRCLE WITH A RED LINE THROUGH IT] COOKING FOR MY FAMILY

Continue Reading 25 comments August 8th, 2005

You know you want it. You know you need it.

Because you asked.
Because we really need a door.
Because hoojackapiffy looks as good as it sounds.

Continue Reading 14 comments August 6th, 2005

Emily Post wouldn’t have touched this with a ten-foot pole.

There are too many etiquette questions, too many social niceties left unaddressed, and this is why the prospect of public nude frolicking—even in the name of art—leaves me reeling.

Continue Reading 17 comments August 5th, 2005

Wednesday night bedtime stories

Dear Girls,

Don’t hit anybody, don’t kick anybody, and don’t get knocked up until the diploma’s framed and on the wall.

Love, Mom

Continue Reading 18 comments August 3rd, 2005