Tommy Nicky’s Every Food Is Good Cafe

“Did you get that at the coffee shop?” asked Woman #1, pointing to my frappe. “Is that one of those icy blended coffee drinks?”

I nodded.

Woman #2 frowned. She was lean and grumpy. “How many calories does it have?”

Before I could take a guess, Woman #2’s eyes traveled due south, stopping—very disapprovingly—at my rear end. It was not a casual glance. She was making a point.

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