This just in from Eric Martin
October 3rd, 2006
Dear sirs.
It is my pleasure to inform you that I have written a sexual screenwriting , (It is about a widow that she desirs to have a sex with her neighbour’s son and finally she successes..).
If you deal this kind of screenwriting please contact to me or introduce sites & agencies that deal sexual screenwriting or how I can sell my screenwriting.
I am waiting for your kind anwer.
Yours faithfully.
Eric Martin.
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22 Comments
1. kelly | October 4th, 2006 at 8:59 am
goooood gracious.
2. Spot the Wonder Dog | October 4th, 2006 at 9:11 am
“It is my pleasure to inform you that I have written a sexual screenwriting…”
That’s so cute. He’s so proud of himself.
…’cause, you know… the whole world was waiting for this screenwriting.
3. Vikki | October 4th, 2006 at 9:39 am
Your writing competition is stiff. Oh…that terrible pun was actually unintended…
4. Andrea | October 4th, 2006 at 10:23 am
Let’s just hope he wrote it in his native language. Because it’s obvious English isn’t his strong suit.
5. Anon | October 4th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Maybe he saw your play at MoCA?
There can never be too much successing in sexual screenwriting I always say.
6. karina | October 4th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
You need to put Mr. Martin in touch with Ron Black–I think they were meant to be BFFs. At the very least, if they collaborate on the screenplay, it’s sure to be more “extensive.”
7. the Mater | October 4th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
I wonder … since “the widow successes” do you think she germs too?!
8. Gooby Baby | October 4th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
hahaha. I would REALLY like to see that happen , just for the sake curiosity.
9. Contrary | October 4th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
I would be happy to review Eric’s sexual screenwriting. Just me, a bottle of wine, a white-out pen and perhaps a waste basket to heave into. I’m all about the arts, baby.
10. geogirl | October 4th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Well, I am glad to here that the widow successes. Otherwise, it would just be another depressing drama.
11. Simon | October 4th, 2006 at 6:55 pm
Man, I’m sure glad I chose to write that under a pseudonym. With the harsh criticism offered up by the blogging public here, it’s no wonder so many authors write under pen names.
Now, I’m going to go cry my eyes out on my widow neighbours bosom.
12. J | October 4th, 2006 at 10:44 pm
Well look on the bright side, it sure beats the letters from ’sons’ of murdered Nigerian leaders wanting to ‘borrow’ your bank account.
13. andi | October 4th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
Ugh. The English teacher in me is just screaming to escape and hit him over the head with an oversized dictionary. And what was your kind “anwer”, Jen? Can you imagine the grammar-apocalypse the “screenwriting” was when this short e-mail was so tragic?
14. Mark | October 5th, 2006 at 9:30 am
I always thought that foreign neighbor of mine was into “sexual screen lighting, and I never knew what he meant. I suppose his pronunciation was what threw me.
15. Amy | October 5th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Oh… and also dear. i really hope that English is not this man’s first language. The only satisfactory answer is that the e-mail was badly translated from Mandarin. Perhaps this is from a foreign teenager? A foreign teenager with a developmental delay who…. no. There simply is no escuse for this. I tried, and I must simply admit that I have failed to justify this terrible concept.
16. marian | October 5th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
I’m ashamed of you people, making fun of a poor pornographer just because he doesn’t speak your language fluently. Is this the way you treat struggling immigrants? Have some compassion already.
17. Debbie | October 5th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
I think “grammar-apocalypse” is going to be my new favorite phrase…
And I’m sure that screenplay GERMS like nobody’s business.
18. bee | October 5th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
Oh, that brie!! Is that sexual paintingsing? The meltys! The goo! I would like to success with it somday! Sinecurely, Merik Artin
19. bee | October 5th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
Seriously, David’s paintings are incredible. So much talent in your family!
20. domestic slackstress Kim in Cali | October 6th, 2006 at 4:19 am
Ouch. Don’t hurt my inner journalist like that. Do you really want to make me cry (Boy George, remember him?). Screw pseudonyms, even ones like Boy George, for example. Be brave. Be grammatically correct.
21. geogirl | October 6th, 2006 at 5:43 am
What’s really funny is…the first time I read it I thought he said “it’s about a WINDOW.”
Oddly enough, it made the same amount of sense to me.
22. TreeBob | October 28th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
People! We’re all going to be rich! Do you see all those sweet investment sites.
Freedom 35 here I come!
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